Stress Relief with Laughter

Laughter is a great way to relax and release stress and tension. Therefore, I've put together a collection of jokes to help facilitate that. Because I may not be the funniest joker alive, I welcome all my visitors to submit a joke (no dirty jokes please) Submit jokes here.

I will feature them on this page and you can have your Chris Tucker moment!

  Stress Funnies:

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God is Missing (I heard Pastor Joel Osteen tell this one)

A couple had two little boys, 8 and 10 who were very mischievous.
The two were always getting into trouble and their parents were at their wits end as to what to do about their behavior.

The parents heard that a minister in town had been successful with
disciplining children so they sent the boys one by one to speak with the minister.

The minister sat the youngest boy down and asked him , "Where is God?"
The boy didn't answer so the minister repeated the question in a very stern manner, "Where is God?" Again the boy did not reply so the minister got loud and up in the boy's face and say, "WHERE IS GOD?"

The boy was so rattled that he ran out of the minister's office and ran directly home to tell his older brother what happened.  The younger brother nervous told his brother "We are in BIG trouble this time.
God is missing and they think we did it!"

What do you call  a stressed out man?

A husband

What do you call a woman who is completely at peace?

Single

If you have 3 children and you want peace for just one day, what do you do?

Don't have 3 children in the first place. Are you nuts !

A woman walks into a plastic surgeon's office and inquires how she can get rid of the wrinkles forming on her face.  The doctor first asks if she is married, then if she has children.  She replies yes to both questions.  The doctor replies, "I can't help you"

A group of children were asked to bring in something for Show and Tell Day.  Some children brought in dolls, cars, trucks, photographs. Little Sarah brought in her dog and then proceeds to kick it.  When asked by the teacher why she'd do such a terrible thing, she said that's what my dad does when he's stressed out. He kicks the dog and then says I better not tell mommy or he'll show me the belt. (Show and Tell get it? Ok Ok, that was a corny one so you come up with something better !)